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Why Zombies Will Rule

Posted on April 11, 2014February 22, 2015 by D. Parker

1. Zombies won’t just be dangerous because of the biting flesh part, they’re rotting corpses. Think about all the diseases they would cause, not to mention all the scavengers and parasites they would attract. Like some people you may know, zombies are toxic, but literally.

2. Zombies don’t need to sleep.

3. They’re not distracted by TV, the internet, cell phones, etc.

4. They don’t have any vices.

5. Zombies don’t get sick, I mean eventually they decompose, but who knows how long that will take?

6. Society will fall apart if they don’t have cell phones, the internet, TV, etc.

7. Sadly, Zombies will kill off children and probably their parents quickly, come on, think of how long it takes to get the average toddler to put on their shoes, get to sleep, etc…and how would they stay quiet enough? How would they be amused without technology?

8. Zombies don’t get bored and don’t need entertaining, they just wait around for food to be delivered to them or they wander around looking for takeout.

9. So many people are too apathetic or lazy to even get out and vote which effects your life just as much as zombies (have you seen some politicians?). How are they going to survive?

10. Statistically as there are more zombies and less humans, well, you do the math…the odds are against us.

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Mavadelo says:

April 11, 2014 at 10:08 pm

Donna, you are featured blog of the day today at the share your wordpress blog group on FB. If you want to check it out and maybe share some with us the stage is all yours 🙂

zombies lol, give me a good werewolf anyday AWOOOOOH 😀

nice post though 😉

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1. D. Parker says:
  
  April 12, 2014 at 7:25 am
  
  Thanks. I ended up posting a lot yesterday. Thank you all so much. I’m honoured to be featured. Oh the wolf pack extends to werewolves as well, I should have guessed. 😉
  
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Rose Pigott says:

April 11, 2014 at 10:37 pm

WHY ZOMBIES WILL RULE
That is so true, that zombies are not distracted by TV, the internet and call phones….
That’s why zombies are so cool!

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1. D. Parker says:
  
  April 12, 2014 at 7:23 am
  
  🙂
  
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holley4734 says:

May 29, 2014 at 9:43 pm

Also good points. And now I will never leave my house again. Thanks Donna! lol 🙂

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1. D. Parker says:
  
  May 30, 2014 at 9:22 am
  
  lol Hope you have a lot of supplies. 😉
  
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  1. holley4734 says:
    
    May 30, 2014 at 9:25 am
    
    I think I will have to stock up again. When I do the extreme couponing, we have soup & cereal for months & months. 🙂 hot dogs are also on the list of good food for a zombie apocalyspe. I can’t spell yet today. Apocolypse. acapulco. apacolype. darnit. you know what I mean. lol
    
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  2. D. Parker says:
    
    May 30, 2014 at 9:51 am
    
    I love couponing although here in Canada it’s not as good as in the US, we can’t double or have store cards. But I love to price match, coupon and shop the sales. We’re ready for the apocalypse (it’s a complicated and strange word, always looks wrong even when spelled correctly)… 😉
    
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  3. holley4734 says:
    
    May 30, 2014 at 9:52 am
    
    Thank goodness you can spell it. I just ran out of patience. lol 😉
    
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  4. D. Parker says:
    
    May 30, 2014 at 9:57 am
    
    But it never looks right, does it, maybe because it’s a scary word, well, the implication is scary.
    
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1. D. Parker says:
  
  October 18, 2015 at 6:27 pm
  
  Thank you so much for shout-outs!!! 🙂
  So excited! 🙂
  
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1. D. Parker says:
  
  October 18, 2015 at 6:35 pm
  
  First, Happy Birthday Shawna…Second, so good that Shareen and you tag team blog, such a great idea. 🙂
  Thanks to all for the delightful mentions, wow, just so thrilled. 🙂
  Hope this week is kind to you both, Shawna and Shareen. 🙂
  
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Audrey@That Recipe says:

October 30, 2016 at 5:44 pm

#7! Oh my goodness, we’d be the first to go. I swear my kid talks 15 hours a day, and sometimes in his sleep too. Yup, we’d be goners. ha ha!

Thanks for partying with us on #FridayFrivolity

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1. D. Parker says:
  
  October 31, 2016 at 5:20 pm
  
  My son too, but he’s also a video game nerd so maybe there’s hope lol 😉
  
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  October 8, 2019 at 3:06 pm
  
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  October 26, 2020 at 4:15 am
  
  Thank you kindly, Ian, I don’t know if you’re getting these comments, sometimes WordPress plays tricks (no treats) and says No!
  Hope this finds you safe and sound. Thank you for the lovely reblog! How delightful!
  Stay safe. Stay connected. 🙂
  Big non-contagious hugs xoxo
  
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