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Why Zombies Will Rule

Posted on by D. Parker

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1. Zombies won’t just be dangerous because of the biting flesh part, they’re rotting corpses. Think about all the diseases they would cause, not to mention all the scavengers and parasites they would attract. Like some people you may know, zombies are toxic, but literally.

2. Zombies don’t need to sleep.

3. They’re not distracted by TV, the internet, cell phones, etc.

4. They don’t have any vices.

5. Zombies don’t get sick, I mean eventually they decompose, but who knows how long that will take?

6. Society will fall apart if they don’t have cell phones, the internet, TV, etc.wd76

7. Sadly, Zombies will kill off children and probably their parents quickly, come on, think of how long it takes to get the average toddler to put on their shoes, get to sleep, etc…and how would they stay quiet enough? How would they be amused without technology?

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8.  Zombies don’t get bored and don’t need entertaining, they just wait around for food to be delivered to them or they wander around looking for takeout.

9. So many people are too apathetic or lazy to even get out and vote which effects your life just as much as zombies (have you seen some politicians?). How are they going to survive?

wd8810. Statistically as there are more zombies and less humans, well, you do the math…the odds are against us.

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18 thoughts on “Why Zombies Will Rule”

  1. Donna, you are featured blog of the day today at the share your wordpress blog group on FB. If you want to check it out and maybe share some with us the stage is all yours 🙂

    zombies lol, give me a good werewolf anyday AWOOOOOH 😀

    nice post though 😉

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    1. Thanks. I ended up posting a lot yesterday. Thank you all so much. I’m honoured to be featured. Oh the wolf pack extends to werewolves as well, I should have guessed. 😉

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  2. WHY ZOMBIES WILL RULE
    That is so true, that zombies are not distracted by TV, the internet and call phones….
    That’s why zombies are so cool!

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      1. I think I will have to stock up again. When I do the extreme couponing, we have soup & cereal for months & months. 🙂 hot dogs are also on the list of good food for a zombie apocalyspe. I can’t spell yet today. Apocolypse. acapulco. apacolype. darnit. you know what I mean. lol

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      2. I love couponing although here in Canada it’s not as good as in the US, we can’t double or have store cards. But I love to price match, coupon and shop the sales. We’re ready for the apocalypse (it’s a complicated and strange word, always looks wrong even when spelled correctly)… 😉

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    1. First, Happy Birthday Shawna…Second, so good that Shareen and you tag team blog, such a great idea. 🙂
      Thanks to all for the delightful mentions, wow, just so thrilled. 🙂
      Hope this week is kind to you both, Shawna and Shareen. 🙂

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    1. Thank you so much for the remarkable reblog, Ian. Hope things have been well (all things considered). Thanks again for the #bloglove and hope this week treats you kindly. Big bloggy hugs xox

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