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“We didn’t even think of seniors being radicalized,” a top aide to Obama told this reporter. “They weren’t even on our radar and now they’re using walkers as weapons in this bloody conflict.”
The only upside? Decreased burden on pension plans, as well as reduced wait times for healthcare and spaces open up in care facilities.
I know a few elderly terrorists. The other side won’t know what hits them when the sun goes down. They won’t be expecting sundowners.
It is the only way some senior citizens can afford to travel. 😉
lol. 🙂 True story!
Oh you! 🙂
Lol! 🙂
Happy April Fool’s Day! 😉
Ha ha …..
😉
This was a good one!
Thank you kindly, thought it would be a fun April Fool’s Day Folly. 🙂
Hehe you clever you 🙂
Got to have fun on April Fool’s Day! 😉
Reblogged this on Adventures and Musings of an Arch Druidess.
Thank you kindly for the reblog. 🙂
Hope this day is being good to you. 🙂
Shocking news indeed! Can nothing be done to avert this calamity??? ; )))
I’m sure the governments of the world will get right on it, they’re soooo good at solving problems. 😉
Lol I thoroughly enjoyed this.
It’s April Fool’s Day, got to have some fun… 😉
Great post. I loved the bit about using walkers as weapons. reminded me of the film cockneys vs zombies.
I haven’t seen that one yet, but it’s got the guy from Penny Dreadful…I heard it’s a bit like Shaun of the Dead. Thank you for reminding me to put it on my list which is very long and I don’t think I’ll finish it in this lifetime…but I’ll try. 😉
Hey, what’s up with making fun of ‘Wheel of Fortune,’ Donna? Did you pick an ‘F’ when somebody else already had one time too many? 😉
I’m not all up in The Wheel, it’s just generally know to have an older demographic. And I always pick the ‘L’, for “Love’. 😉
Lovely response, Donna. You didn’t make me feel too bad for being in a certain demographic, I guess. 😉 That’s OK. Pretty soon I can get a discount at Denny’s, I think.
Grand slam! I think we’re probably in the same general demographic, Mark… 😉
Generally, maybe, perhaps, but I think I am the longer of tooth, Donna. Of course I shall never ask. 🙂
I’m close enough to 50 to see it… 😉
We’re cool. I’m close enough past 50 to remember it. 😉
They’re all just number anyway. 😉
Indeed, my friend. 🙂 It’s what you do with your days, not how many of them you’ve compiled.
You are a wise old man, Mark, oops, I mean, a wise man… 😉
Happy April Fool’s. Ha ha.
You never know…stranger things have happened. 😉
OMG! That was so funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Laughing! Love the last line. Too true!
Thank you, so glad you enjoyed it. It was fun to do. 🙂
What… what… oh, it’s April Fool’s Day!
Very funny with a serious message lurking behind the scenes.
Thank you…glad you enjoyed it. 🙂
Hilarious! I didn’t read all the comments, but hopefully nobody has taken it seriously as a commentary on the elderly in our country.
I think everyone got it. Although it would be quite a news story. 😉
Donna, your cleverness never quits! My first thought was…what???? then came the chuckles! Great writing! Christine
Thank you, Christine, it’s important to have some fun in this world. 😉
All the best, Donna
LOL! A good one ~
It was fun to do. 😉
Sorry to be late! I kept wondering what the punch line would be… and I did wonder about the day. Gotta say, I’m kind of relieved that you said “April fools!” Because nothing is more fierce than a pissed off senior! No foolin’ there. 😀
You never know what can happen, but I agree, seniors can be fierce. 😉
Hope your weekend is egg-actly what you want it to be, Teagan, thanks for dropping by. Megahugs 🙂