‘Twas the month before Christmas and all through the city, Not a creature was stirring, er, you find a rhyme… I’m just not that witty.
The stockings were hung by the chimney with care, Oops, don’t have a chimney, hmmm… Oh well, Santa’s magic, who cares?
The people were nestled all snug in their beds, (your business what you’re doing there) While visions of shopping malls danced in their wallets and heads.
I in my Soft Kitty PJs and the cat in the hat Had just settled down to read, maybe eat some cookies… How about that?
When out on the street there arose such a clatter, I sprang from my bed (ok, sprang is an exaggeration), To see what was the matter.
It was only a drunk guy, With his nose all aglow, Shouting and singing, Let it go, let it snow, let it go…
The moral of this story is plain to see Please don’t sing outside my house At Christmas or any other time, Even on key…
Soon the ‘running of the shoppers’ will start in earnest. Trolley rage will be common with dehydrated shoppers found, especially behind the dairy divisions of large supermarkets.
Children will get smacked and huge quantities of Panedol and Panadeine will be ingested by nervous shoppers and the elderly.
Reblogged this on Smorgasbord – Variety is the spice of life and commented:
I am used to popping into yadadarcyyada and getting an film review or perhaps the latest Dr. Who conundrum but this time I got the makings of a very passable Rap Christmas number 1……..it is interactive so do have a go with some of the rhyming – nice one and will not be disturbing you when on the eggnog….
Thank you, as you can tell I was in an interesting mood that day. Thanks Lisa – I always look forward to #FridayFrivolity – this weekend I had out-of-ton company so I wasn’t able to visit as much as I wanted, but next weekend I’m fancy-free. 🙂 Hope this week treats you well.
It was lovely to be there, as always, Janice. I had company for the weekend so I couldn’t visit #BloggersPitStop as much as I would have liked, but this weekend I hope to do much more. 🙂
I pwa-mace. 😮 Hiccup
lol Too funny! 🙂
😀 😀 😀 I hope so.
🙂
lol this is awesome!
Thanks, glad you liked it! 🙂
You’re funny! I’m reblogging this, so my little corner of the world can find out about you!
Thank you!
You’re welcome and thank you for the reblog. 🙂
Hope this weekend is treating you kindly. 🙂
Reblogged this on Hello World and commented:
I get a kick out of the offerings of this blogger …
Thank you so much for reblog and your kind words. 🙂
Soon the ‘running of the shoppers’ will start in earnest. Trolley rage will be common with dehydrated shoppers found, especially behind the dairy divisions of large supermarkets.
Children will get smacked and huge quantities of Panedol and Panadeine will be ingested by nervous shoppers and the elderly.
It’s unfortunate people can’t just slow down, calm down and enjoy the season.
Love it 🙂
Thank you kindly.
Hope you’re having a wonderful weekend, so far. 🙂
Thanks for dropping by. 🙂
LOL. D… you have truly out done yourself.
Sharing this on LinkedIn. Huge hugs!
Thanks so much Teagan and thanks for the share. Huge hugs, Donna xo
Reblogged this on Smorgasbord – Variety is the spice of life and commented:
I am used to popping into yadadarcyyada and getting an film review or perhaps the latest Dr. Who conundrum but this time I got the makings of a very passable Rap Christmas number 1……..it is interactive so do have a go with some of the rhyming – nice one and will not be disturbing you when on the eggnog….
Thanks Sally, for the reblog and for the cool intro…You’re too kind. 🙂
Great!
Thank you! 🙂
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похоже “достали”… 🙂
Thank you kindly for the reblog. Hope you’re having a wonderful day! 🙂
*giggles*…Brilliant! 🙂
Thank you, glad it made you giggle. 🙂
This cracked me up and I’m choosing it for my feature at #FridayFrivolity!
Thank you, as you can tell I was in an interesting mood that day. Thanks Lisa – I always look forward to #FridayFrivolity – this weekend I had out-of-ton company so I wasn’t able to visit as much as I wanted, but next weekend I’m fancy-free. 🙂 Hope this week treats you well.
HI Donna,
Thanks for bringing your post to the Blogger’s Pit Stop last week.
Janice
It was lovely to be there, as always, Janice. I had company for the weekend so I couldn’t visit #BloggersPitStop as much as I would have liked, but this weekend I hope to do much more. 🙂
Thanks Donna!
🙂
nothing like a tongue in cheek Christmas poem to warm things up for the silly season – and the thought of you in soft kitty pjs gave me a smile!
It has gotten quite silly, I tend to enjoy the simple things in life. 🙂
Hope this week is treating you kindly.
Haha! That’s awesome!
#trafficjamweekend
Thanks and hope the week ahead treats you kindly. 🙂
Oh, how I do love your posts ❤️
Thank you kindly, so pleased to hear, thanks for dropping by, sharing and hope the week ahead treats you with cheer, dear! 🙂