Posted in Blogs, Canada

#WordPress Hates Me, How About You?

https://yadadarcyyada.com/2019/06/17/wordpress-hates-me-how-about-you/WordPress hates me
I don’t know why…
sometimes it makes me
want to cry.https://yadadarcyyada.com/2019/06/17/wordpress-hates-me-how-about-you/They do not like me here or there,
they do not like me anywhere.

https://yadadarcyyada.com/2019/06/17/wordpress-hates-me-how-about-you/They steal my Likes
That’s just, yikes!

hate11Screwing up my posts,
Hurts the mosts.

https://yadadarcyyada.com/2019/06/17/wordpress-hates-me-how-about-you/Fellow bloggers they unfollow
A giant bitter pill to swallow.

https://yadadarcyyada.com/2019/06/17/wordpress-hates-me-how-about-you/Ruining posts with unpaid ads
Really, really makes me sadz.

https://yadadarcyyada.com/2019/06/17/wordpress-hates-me-how-about-you/They give us new stuff
that don’t work.
We say enuff!
They go beserk!https://yadadarcyyada.com/2019/06/17/wordpress-hates-me-how-about-you/So what if each blog post ain’t a pearl?
On them haters I’m gonna twirl…https://yadadarcyyada.com/2019/06/17/wordpress-hates-me-how-about-you/They do not like me early or late…
What you gonna do, haters gonna hate.https://yadadarcyyada.com/2019/06/17/wordpress-hates-me-how-about-you/
They do not like me here or there.
They do not like me anywhere.https://yadadarcyyada.com/2019/06/17/wordpress-hates-me-how-about-you/

They don’t like bloggers who point out their vices…
https://yadadarcyyada.com/2015/03/26/why-i-will-never-be-freshly-pressed/
Each day on their platform is a crisis…

https://yadadarcyyada.com/2019/06/17/wordpress-hates-me-how-about-you/They may like you.
You will see.
as they hope
you pay each fee…https://yadadarcyyada.com/2019/06/17/wordpress-hates-me-how-about-you/I would not,
could not,
condone ruthless greed…
makes me think I do not need (WP).

https://yadadarcyyada.com/2019/06/17/wordpress-hates-me-how-about-you/WordPress hates me,
how about you?https://yadadarcyyada.com/2019/06/17/wordpress-hates-me-how-about-you/Aka I need more cake…
before I go jump in a lake!https://yadadarcyyada.com/2019/06/17/wordpress-hates-me-how-about-you/

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Posted in Blogs, Chocolate

You Live, You Die, In Between There’s #Chocolate

https://yadadarcyyada.com/2019/05/30/you-live-you-die-in-between-theres-chocolate/Life

You’re born.
You didn’t ask for it, but it happened,
let’s not go into detail how, there it is.
Do what you will with that life (do no harm);
despite what some people will tell you,
you (mostly) choose how to live it.https://yadadarcyyada.com/2019/05/30/you-live-you-die-in-between-theres-chocolate/

Chocolate

One, two, one, two, three
Oh yeah yeah
Oh yeah yeah yeah yeah, uh!
Oh yeah yeah
Oh yeah yeah yeah yeah, uh!
Struggled with faith in food love or food miracles (miracles) uh!https://yadadarcyyada.com/2019/05/30/you-live-you-die-in-between-theres-chocolate/Never wanna put
my heart/stomach on the line, uh!https://yadadarcyyada.com/2019/05/30/you-live-you-die-in-between-theres-chocolate/But swimming in your Phenylethylalanine is something spiritual (spiritual) uh!https://yadadarcyyada.com/2019/05/30/you-live-you-die-in-between-theres-chocolate/I’m born again every time your flavonoids spend the night, uh!

https://yadadarcyyada.com/2019/05/30/you-live-you-die-in-between-theres-chocolate/‘Cause your Tryptophan takes me to paradise
Yeah your Seratonin takes me to paradisehttps://yadadarcyyada.com/2019/05/30/you-live-you-die-in-between-theres-chocolate/And it shows, yeah, yeah, yeah
‘Cause you make me feel like,
I’ve been locked out of chocolate heavenhttps://yadadarcyyada.com/2019/05/30/you-live-you-die-in-between-theres-chocolate/
For too long, for too long…
Oh yeah yeah yeah yeah, uh!
Oh yeah yeah
Oh yeah yeah yeah yeah, uh!    https://yadadarcyyada.com/2019/05/30/you-live-you-die-in-between-theres-chocolate/
I grant Bruno Mars and his writing team weren’t talking about chocolate, but feel free to go with the original lyrics, my chocolatified version, or add your food/beverage fav, I dunno, just off the top of my head: Wine, Pierogi, coffee, scones, fried chicken, brownies, Butter Tarts, Kevin Bacon (cook at more than 6 degrees), corn dogs, cotton candy, tea, https://yadadarcyyada.com/2019/05/30/you-live-you-die-in-between-theres-chocolate/Pumpkin Spice Girls latte, crumpets, snow cones, rice, cereal, funnel cakes, Sir Alec Guiness beer, martini (shaken not stirred), pizza, https://yadadarcyyada.com/2019/05/30/you-live-you-die-in-between-theres-chocolate/John Candy,  B-52, Som tam, Injera, dumplings, smoothies, eggnog, Dosa, Bagels, doughnuts/donuts,https://yadadarcyyada.com/2019/05/30/you-live-you-die-in-between-theres-chocolate/ Superman, Black Panther, Captain America, Incredible Hulk, Wonder Woman, Loki, Aquaman, Thor, Star Lord, DeadpoolSpiderman, Black Widow, Iron Man, Batman, Captain Marvel (seriously, you can have Marvel and DC Comics cocktails – please don’t drink and hero), Fudge, Bonbons, https://yadadarcyyada.com/2019/05/30/you-live-you-die-in-between-theres-chocolate/Lauren Graham crackers (crunch super-fast), cake (https://yadadarcyyada.com/2016/09/16/you-had-me-at-cake/), https://yadadarcyyada.com/2019/05/30/you-live-you-die-in-between-theres-chocolate/Butter Chicken, tacos, Poke, Wagyu beef, paella, French toast (with ketchup) kebabs, Champ, Bannock, Corn on the cob, Potjiekos, Basil Rathbone, lobster, https://yadadarcyyada.com/2019/05/30/you-live-you-die-in-between-theres-chocolate/Baklava, Christina Applegate (haven’t watched “Dead To Me” on Netflix? Give yourself a summer treat), Philly cheese steak, Dim Sum, Samosas, Ty Cobb salad, Caesar salad (Veni, vidi, vici), Waldorf salad (or The Big Salad), https://yadadarcyyada.com/2019/05/30/you-live-you-die-in-between-theres-chocolate/Pad Thai, Bologna (m-m-m-my Bologna!), Rosemary Clooney, Bratwurst/Sauerkraut, Chicago Deep Dish, Spanikopita (I should say I love you more often), kale, New York peppermint patties, honey, broccoli, https://yadadarcyyada.com/2019/05/30/you-live-you-die-in-between-theres-chocolate/BBQ, Sean Bean (One Does Not Simply Eat Beans the Musical Fruit because the more you eat…), Tandoori, Masala, Vindaloo anything (would make a shoe taste good), pineapple (you know that’s right), https://yadadarcyyada.com/2019/05/30/you-live-you-die-in-between-theres-chocolate/Fusion (don’t jump to the conclusion these foods suffers from confusion), Piri-Piri chicken, Brandy (you’re a fine girl), chorizo, Darryl Strawberry Shortcake,

https://yadadarcyyada.com/2019/05/30/you-live-you-die-in-between-theres-chocolate/Biryani, Peameal/Back bacon, salmon, Sugar Ray Leonardspaghetti and meatballs, marshmallows, chocolate syrup, candy canes, candy corn, Pop Tarts, maple syrup (spaghetti with maple syrup?),https://yadadarcyyada.com/2019/05/30/you-live-you-die-in-between-theres-chocolate/ Nanaimo bars, Tim Tams, Peaches Geldof, steak, eggs, olives, spring rolls, summer rolls, California rolls, egg rolls, buttered rolls (causing rolls?), avocados, chocolate chip cookies, https://yadadarcyyada.com/2019/05/30/you-live-you-die-in-between-theres-chocolate/Beavertails, Oysters Rockefeller, Heather Graham crackers, onion rings (‘Cause if you like it, then you shoulda put an onion ring on it), Bubble and squeak, Moose tacos, Beef Stroganoff, chicken, https://yadadarcyyada.com/2019/05/30/you-live-you-die-in-between-theres-chocolate/Gyros, crab, Meat Loaf (2 out of 3 ain’t bad), Vegemite, fajitas, Naan, shrimp, Toad-in-the-hole (no toads were harmed in the making of this dish, but frogs are fair game for food…run Kermit, run!!!), https://yadadarcyyada.com/2019/05/30/you-live-you-die-in-between-theres-chocolate/Jello, pot stickers, Buffalo wings (I get how they might fly, but how do they land?), chocolate/candy bars, Ginger Rogers, fish’n’chips, Christmas pudding, Poutine, chocolate pudding,https://yadadarcyyada.com/2019/05/30/you-live-you-die-in-between-theres-chocolate/Pho, pita, Eggs Benedict Cumberbatch, enchiladas, Bloody Mary (Bloody Mary, Bloody Mary), grasshoppers (to each their own, if you cover them with chocolate…),https://yadadarcyyada.com/2019/05/30/you-live-you-die-in-between-theres-chocolate/ Sourdough bread, Saffron Burrows, Chop Suey, Croissants, chocolatecovered almonds, muffins, Sloppy Joes, Brioche, Banana bread,https://yadadarcyyada.com/2019/05/30/you-live-you-die-in-between-theres-chocolate/ Twinkies, Arnold Palmer, wontons, Tater tots (not made out of real tots), Carrot Top, hot dogs, hamburgers,https://yadadarcyyada.com/2019/05/30/you-live-you-die-in-between-theres-chocolate/ Jajangmyeon, rye bread, Souvlaki, Munster cheese (found at 1313 Mockingbird Lane), Kobhttps://yadadarcyyada.com/2019/05/30/you-live-you-die-in-between-theres-chocolate/e beef, yogurt, snails (meow), Alison Brie Larson, turnovers, strudel, Beef Wellington, Gumbo, Kung Pao Chicken, Churros, Alyssa Milano cookies, nachos/salsa, ice cream, https://yadadarcyyada.com/2019/05/30/you-live-you-die-in-between-theres-chocolate/Soufflé, snake, Harvey Milk, Sushi, Irish stew, Vanilla Ice (Ice Ice Baby), crepes, Souvlaki, Blinis, mac n’cheese, https://yadadarcyyada.com/2019/05/30/you-live-you-die-in-between-theres-chocolate/

Bangers and Mash, Halston Sage, gnocchi, Chow Mein/Lo-Mein (just ‘mein’ line that stuff right into my veins), Kofta, chips/crisps,https://yadadarcyyada.com/2019/05/30/you-live-you-die-in-between-theres-chocolate/ Chocolate milkshakes, Coq au Vin Diesel, I Am GRoot Vegetables, chili, Pastitsio, Matzo Ball soup, chicken noodle soup, tomato soupsoup there it is (no soup for you!), https://yadadarcyyada.com/2019/05/30/you-live-you-die-in-between-theres-chocolate/ Pop/Soda/Soda Pop/Soft drinks, Tim Curry, cheesecake, lamb (“What do you mean, you don’t eat no meat? [the entire room stops, in shock]…That’s okay. I make lamb.”  Hilarious line, only Andrea Martin could have pulled it off; My Big Fat Greek Wedding), https://yadadarcyyada.com/2019/05/30/you-live-you-die-in-between-theres-chocolate/Sandwiches, bacon, peanut butter and banana sandwich, New York-style pastrami, pickles, clam chowder, Knish, Fiona Apple pie, cream pie, Cherry Jones pie, infinite pi? https://yadadarcyyada.com/2019/05/30/you-live-you-die-in-between-theres-chocolate/Halle Berry cobbler, stromboli, Baked Alaska, haggis, Kugel, tamales, Beef Bourguignon, calamari, pancakes, caviar, https://yadadarcyyada.com/2019/05/30/you-live-you-die-in-between-theres-chocolate/Waffles, Salmon Mousse, Cawl, Chuck Berry crumble (Roll Over Beethoven), French Fries, deep-fried ice cream, cannoli (leave the gun), hummus, lasagna, Reuben, popcorn…https://yadadarcyyada.com/2019/05/30/you-live-you-die-in-between-theres-chocolate/Sorry, I think I just fell into a food fantasy spiral…Anyway, yeah yeah yeah yeah ’cause I really think food could bring us together,https://yadadarcyyada.com/2019/05/30/you-live-you-die-in-between-theres-chocolate/ think of it babe whenever, some foul-talking jerk comes along trying to divide us, you gotta stay strong…https://yadadarcyyada.com/2019/05/30/you-live-you-die-in-between-theres-chocolate/Look in your heart
and let food keep us together…whatever.
I will, I will, I will
I will be there to share forever…https://yadadarcyyada.com/2019/05/30/you-live-you-die-in-between-theres-chocolate/ I recently tried to break free from my chocolatemania…not cold turkey (of course).https://yadadarcyyada.com/2019/05/30/you-live-you-die-in-between-theres-chocolate/Just weaning myself down. As long as stress stays away (with Fibromyalgia and life, sounds reasonable), I’m sure the chocolate craving will as well (ha!). https://yadadarcyyada.com/2019/05/30/you-live-you-die-in-between-theres-chocolate/Speaking of First World Problems ‘stress’ (https://yadadarcyyada.com/2015/04/10/im-hooked-on-a-feeling/), you may have noticed WordPress (can’t you just pretend to be nice? https://yadadarcyyada.com/2016/06/10/cant-you-just-pretend-to-be-nice/) with it’s new Gutenberg Editor has riddled posts and comments (https://yadadarcyyada.com/2019/05/03/very-me/) https://yadadarcyyada.com/2019/05/30/you-live-you-die-in-between-theres-chocolate/with ADS, as far as I’m concerned, stealing our creative voice. https://yadadarcyyada.com/2019/05/30/you-live-you-die-in-between-theres-chocolate/Unless you pay the greedy blog gods a ransom fee to remove the malware (aka ads). https://yadadarcyyada.com/2019/05/30/you-live-you-die-in-between-theres-chocolate/Why does society put up with greed, lies and corruption, even making excuses for it? Could be we feel powerless, maybe we’re just so used to being lied to, we’ve got consumer Stockholm Syndrome.https://yadadarcyyada.com/2019/05/30/you-live-you-die-in-between-theres-chocolate/Whatever the reason, it’ll only get worse. In The Game of Life (https://yadadarcyyada.com/2019/03/25/welcome-to-your-life/) you encounter obstacles, but at least there’s a chance to win; who thinks in this checkered world, the game is permanently fixed?https://yadadarcyyada.com/2019/05/30/you-live-you-die-in-between-theres-chocolate/

Death

You’ll die. I’ll die. None of us gets out alive. We didn’t ask to be here. Hopefully we had some good times along the way, but we’re all going to die, one way or another. Don’t have to like it; there it is. Someday you’ll blow out the last candle on your birthday cake. Answer a door to a Mister Death, something about the reaping. Go gentle into that good night or rage against it, but don’t just kill time getting there. Until then, hope you have the time of your life.https://yadadarcyyada.com/2019/05/30/you-live-you-die-in-between-theres-chocolate/

 

Posted in Christmas, Uncategorized

Dear Santa, I Can Explain…12 Links of Christmas Blog Party

https://yadadarcyyada.com/2016/12/08/dear-santa-i-can-explain/With the Christmas lights on, it’s less dangerous. Here we are now, entertain us. I feel dazed, not contagious. Here we are now, entertain us…I’m worse at what I do best And for this gift, I feel blessed… Our little blogging group has always been. And always will until the end. HoHo, HoHo, HoHo, HoHo, HoHo, HoHo. Ummm, Smells like Christmas spirit?

https://yadadarcyyada.com/2016/12/08/dear-santa-i-can-explain/

In a kind of Welcome-to-the-Christmas-Jungle-type way, it’s been a strange few weeks, so Dear Santa, I Can Explain….

1. I’ve fought a prolonged battle with a vicious cold, it almost won, until I released my dragons, ok, it was chicken soup, but it was epic.

https://yadadarcyyada.com/2016/12/08/dear-santa-i-can-explain/
2. I overindulged in great gently used ‘finds’, tea with seniors, and raffles – if loving Christmas Bazaars is wrong, I don’t wanna be right.

https://yadadarcyyada.com/2016/12/08/dear-santa-i-can-explain/

3. I fell out of bed (and not in a fun way), luckily no serious injuries, but it sure knocked the stuffing out of me.

https://yadadarcyyada.com/2016/12/08/dear-santa-i-can-explain/
4. I was baking for Christmas and I had to taste, right? I couldn’t serve it or give it away without tasting, right?

https://yadadarcyyada.com/2016/12/08/dear-santa-i-can-explain/

5. Got the results of my colonoscopy, turns out my colon is a trophy wife, looks beautiful but doesn’t work.

https://yadadarcyyada.com/2016/12/08/dear-santa-i-can-explain/

I love Christmas, always have, but things have changed, become confusing. I feel like I’m being visited by the ghosts of rampant, raging, unrestrained consumerism – past, present, and future. The wraiths of oblivious conspicuous consumption, the specters of overt displays of wealth swirling around, I feel chilled, haunted, saddened – what could all that money be used for, who could be saved, cured, comforted, how much joy could be spread to so many instead of so few? This time of year isn’t about gifts, lights, food, carols, it’s about people, everywhere, whether they celebrate the holiday or not. How can anyone admire, emulate, and/or trust those who consume without a care?

https://yadadarcyyada.com/2016/12/08/dear-santa-i-can-explain/
Having lost so many of those I love in the past few years, the holiday season has more and more become a time of remembrance. Most of the memories are wonderful, but some are tinged with regret and loss; I listen to the carols, the songs sing, yet part of my heart wishes for more as it swells with remembers.

https://yadadarcyyada.com/2016/12/08/dear-santa-i-can-explain/

Here’s my Christmas card to you, dear readers. Let’s share some tidings of comfort and joy. Please join my 12 Links of Christmas Blog Party. It’s ongoing (why put a time limit on fun?), so keep on coming back right up to and after Christmas! The posts you link to don’t have to be Christmas-related and I’m not going to ask you visit other bloggers, comment, or share, but please, if you feel so inclined, give to others: press Like, reblog, share on Facebook, Twitter, Pinterest, LinkedIn, StumbleUpon, etc. No badges (we don’t need no stinking badges).

https://yadadarcyyada.com/2016/12/08/dear-santa-i-can-explain/
If this is your first time joining a blog party, I’ll be gentle. Cut and paste your link. Then in the comment box below, paste that link and tell the readers and other bloggers a bit about your blog and/or yourself (if you wish, not necessary). Leave up to 12 links (one per box please). Here are my 12 Links of Christmas…

https://yadadarcyyada.com/2015/12/11/the-christmas-carol-awakens/

https://yadadarcyyada.com/2015/12/18/these-arent-the-gifts-youre-looking-for/

https://yadadarcyyada.com/2014/12/18/go-home-christmas-youre-drunk/

https://yadadarcyyada.com/2016/12/08/dear-santa-i-can-explain/

https://yadadarcyyada.com/2014/12/07/slightly-less-stupid/

https://yadadarcyyada.com/2014/12/07/do-you-wanna-build-a-snowman/

https://yadadarcyyada.com/2014/12/05/we-are-santas-elves/

https://yadadarcyyada.com/2016/12/08/dear-santa-i-can-explain/

https://yadadarcyyada.com/2013/12/09/a-charlie-brown-christmas/

https://yadadarcyyada.com/2015/11/22/how-to-get-away-with-christmas/

https://yadadarcyyada.com/2013/12/19/love-actually/

https://yadadarcyyada.com/2016/12/08/dear-santa-i-can-explain/

https://yadadarcyyada.com/2013/12/22/babe/

https://yadadarcyyada.com/2014/12/14/enhanced-christmas-infusion-techniques/

https://yadadarcyyada.com/2015/11/30/hello-its-me/

https://yadadarcyyada.com/2016/12/08/dear-santa-i-can-explain/

I’d also like you to tell us what brings you comfort and joy at Christmas or anytime. Here’s an example, I get comfort and joy from doing nice things for people, little things, they’re not truly selfish acts (anyone remember that Friends episode?), because I enjoy them. I also love Christmas movies, the one place in the world where I’m pretty sure everything is going to work out well. Reading, walking, baking, board games, and I find my joy of writing has returned, creeping in. Of course, I find comfort and joy in wonderful son, family and friends, including my amazing blogging family.

https://yadadarcyyada.com/2016/12/08/dear-santa-i-can-explain/

I know everyone is busy, but please, join my holly jolly Christmas Blogging Party!

Nog nog. Who’s there? Virtual eggnog or hot cocoa (with mini marshmallows), take a sip, dip a biscotti or cookie.

Happy Holidays and take time to enjoy what really counts.

https://yadadarcyyada.com/2016/12/08/dear-santa-i-can-explain/

Posted in Awards, Blogs, Canada, Cats, Chocolate, Uncategorized

Walking On Sunshine Blog Hop – Will there be sunny bunnies?

 1blog7Having a Walking On Sunshine post is ironic for me, I’m sensitive to light, especially sunshine and even more so today because I have a migraine (been building for days), so forgive any mistakes…all over the place.

When I saw Hugh’s blog hop party I just couldn’t narrow it down to one blogger. http://hughsviewsandnews.com/2015/03/20/i-am-pleased-to-announce-that-the-walking-on-sunshine-blog-party-has-now-officially-began/
I put my own information on so people might hop over here https://yadadarcyyada.com/2015/03/17/march-madness-spring-fling-blog-party/ while, like me, they were deciding.

There are too many bloggers who spread sunshine (the good kind that doesn’t make me feel like I’m blind or with an axe slamming through my head), instead, the ones that make me smile, laugh, snort, giggle, feel happy, think, cry, and inspire me to write, etc.

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One of the bloggers who makes me laugh everyday, one of my first Readers, who presses like and Retweets, but couldn’t make it to the party, the awesome Austin https://moviewriternyu.wordpress.com

My Awesome March Madness Spring Fling Blog Party guests include (in no order, just where I cut/pasted):

If I have left anyone out, I’m sorry, I’m going to blame the headache. If I did your blog twice, thank the headache.

Thank you kindly for coming to the party!
It’s ongoing to if you want to come and promote your blog, find other bloggers, please do, I’d always love to see you.1blog10

Now, enough of that, I’m starting to feel like Julie from The Love Boat (the rest of the party is on the Promenade Deck) and the only thing on my mind is a new romance with some chocolate which would probably make my migraine worse and the only course for adventure I want to set is for my bed (Baby, I love you!).

Thank you all!