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12 Hours of CyberMonday

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In the first hour of CyberMonday my true love bought for me a Star Wars Christmas Tree (The Christmas Force Awakens?).

In the second hour of CyberMonday my true love bought for me 2 Christmas sweaters (or jumpers, either way, not sure I’m that cold just yet).

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 In the third hour of CyberMonday my true love bought for me 3 motion-activated candy dispensers (it says motion, that burns calories, right?).

In the fourth hour of CyberMonday my true love bought for me 4 boxes of chocolates (aaaand, they’re gone!).

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In the fifth hour of CyberMonday my true love bought for me 5 Lord of the Rings action figures (you had me at action).

In the sixth hour of CyberMonday my true love bought for me 6 personalized mix tape pillows (really, couldn’t even make me a real mixed tape?).

In the seventh hour of CyberMonday my true love bought for me 7 robotic vacuums (wait, is he saying my house is dirty?).

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In the eighth hour of CyberMonday my true love bought for me 8 paint your own rain boots kits (really, that’s a thing?).

In the ninth hour of CyberMonday my true love bought for me 9 zombie survival kits (be nice, I’ll share).

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In the tenth hour of CyberMonday my true love bought for me 10 Disney Frozen Sparkle Princess Elsa Dolls (any guesses what my donation to the toy drive will be this year?).

In the eleventh hour of CyberMonday my true love bought for me 11 live video camera drones (I love what you’ve done with your bedroom!).

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In the twelfth hour of CyberMonday my true love…oops, his credit card was declined.

The shopping force is strong in people around this time of year.

Shop wisely, regrets can be expensive…

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20 thoughts on “12 Hours of CyberMonday”

      1. Thanks for this rip-roaring-gut-busting laugh. Sorry. Sometimes I DO get carried away. I wonder if it has anything to do with those times when I’m full of gas and must move around–you know? \not to upset anyone…

  7. Poor guy… his credit card held up pretty well if he made it through eleven hours of that! 😀
    I’d offer to take a robotic vacuum off your hands, but my cats would be terrified of it. Huge hugs!

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    1. I’d stop dating a guy if he bought me all those… 😉
      Yes, those must take some getting used to for cats and dogs. 🙂
      Hope this day is treating you kindly Teagan! 🙂 Huge hugs 🙂

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  8. Haha! Wow… I’m actually impressed that his credit card held out for twelve hours. I think a lot of them probably don’t! Even if it’s a few years old, it is still perfect for the times, Donna. Hugs!

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    1. Thank you kindly, Teagan, a fun look at the perils of online shopping. 😉
      Hope you’re having a good week and may your word count rise up to meet you before NaNoWriMo ends! 🙂

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