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12 Hours of Cyber Monday

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In the first hour of Cyber Monday my true love bought for me a Star Wars Christmas Tree (The Christmas Force Awakens?).

In the second hour of Cyber Monday my true love bought for me 2 Christmas sweaters (or jumpers, either way, not sure I’m that cold just yet).

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In the third hour of Cyber Monday my true love bought for me 3 motion-activated candy dispensers (it says motion, that burns calories, right?).

In the fourth hour of Cyber Monday my true love bought for me 4 boxes of chocolates (aaaand, they’re gone!).

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In the fifth hour of Cyber Monday my true love bought for me 5 Lord of the Rings action figures (you had me at action).

In the sixth hour of Cyber Monday my true love bought for me 6 personalized mix tape pillows (really, couldn’t even make me a real mixed tape?).

In the seventh hour of Cyber Monday my true love bought for me 7 robotic vacuums (wait, is he saying my house is dirty?).

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In the eighth hour of Cyber Monday my true love bought for me 8 paint your own rain boots kits (really, that’s a thing?).

In the ninth hour of Cyber Monday my true love bought for me 9 zombie survival kits (be nice, I’ll share).

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In the tenth hour of Cyber Monday my true love bought for me 10 Disney Frozen Sparkle Princess Elsa Dolls (any guesses what my donation to the toy drive will be this year?).

In the eleventh hour of Cyber Monday my true love bought for me 11 live video camera drones (I love what you’ve done with your bedroom!).

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In the twelfth hour of Cyber Monday my true love…oops, his credit card was declined.

The shopping force is strong in people around this time of year.

Shop wisely, regrets can be expensive…

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18 thoughts on “12 Hours of Cyber Monday

      1. Thanks for this rip-roaring-gut-busting laugh. Sorry. Sometimes I DO get carried away. I wonder if it has anything to do with those times when I’m full of gas and must move around–you know? \not to upset anyone…

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    1. I’d stop dating a guy if he bought me all those… 😉
      Yes, those must take some getting used to for cats and dogs. 🙂
      Hope this day is treating you kindly Teagan! 🙂 Huge hugs 🙂

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