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Bewitched, Bothered and Bewildered

 
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 It’s that time of year again, when a young girls’ fancy turns to thoughts of witchcraft. Oh, you may never be Hermione or Endora, Regina, Melisandre, Ursula, Circe, The Weird Sisters, The Bell Witch, Freya, Griselda, the Halliwell sisters, Morgan Le Fay, Maleficent, Willow, Princess Fire Witch, The Blair Witch, Marnie, The White Witch, Sabrina, The Wicked Witch of the West, Tabitha Lenox, or Bellatrix Lestrange, but don’t get discouraged, I’m sure Samantha didn’t twitch her nose the first time and have the world at her feet.

1. Hang out with toads, not frogs – the only thing you’ll get from them is a Prince.

2. Practice cackling, not some weak little chortle, full on cackling. You need to represent.

3. Dancing naked under a full moon takes some working up to. Start small, dancing around your room naked under a full moon, no need to jump into anything.

4. To coven or not to coven. Don’t even get me started, am I right?

5. Depending on the kind of witch you wish to be, you’ll either step away from the hair products, or spend too much time with them. 

6. Familiars? Is that even still a thing? Yet you can never go wrong with a little black cat and heels.

7. Spells. It’s all about the supplier, keep asking around, wholesale eye of newt, you can never have enough.1bella68. Follow instructions. You want to be remembered for all time, not cast out for a spell gone wrong.

9. Keep a book of spells, you never know when you’ll get offered a TV show.

10. Like black? You’re way ahead for witch fashion. Experiment, be wild, you may only live a couple thousand years – enjoy!

11. Think higher, brooms aren’t just for sweeping nowadays.

12. Where are you going with this? Not just North, South, East, West, but do you want to be a good witch or bad? Don’t let past life memories confuse you, be yourself, don’t let anyone or anything confuse which witch you wish to be.

13. Set goals. Where do you see yourself in 5 centuries?

1bella2Halloween only comes once a year for humans, but some contracts last even longer than a cell phone contract, so choose wisely.

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20 thoughts on “Bewitched, Bothered and Bewildered

  1. Bewitched, Bothered and Bewildered – I love witches….don’t know if they are really here on earth or not, but stuff like Bewitched and all kinds of other witch stories keep me thinking. And
    a great story or a real one is just in time for Hallowe’en!

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