Businesses use back to school to sell anything and everything. Here are some huh ones:
Alcohol – that sends an interesting message.
Condoms – stay in school, be safe.
Pregnancy tests – wait, I see the pattern here.
Students, when you drink alcohol, use condoms so you don’t need a pregnancy test.
Bags of soil? Lye? Rope? Knives? Guns? Are we sending kids back to school or an episode of The Sopranos?
Hair transplants? I guess those are for ‘mature’ students.
Severed feet, hands, fingers? Are we going back to school or filming an episode of Dexter?
Clearly Back to School promotions are an excuse to sell, sell, sell!
While amusing, it’s also a little ouch.